THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA NEEDS *YOU* TO WAR-MAIL THE WHITEHOUSE!  

On Dec.  9, President Clinton forced surgeon general Dr. Joycelyn Elders to
resign, over an "incident" that his chief of staff Leon E. Panetta described
as "one too many." Other "incidents" include advocating the distribution of
condoms in public schools.  According to AP, legislation is currently pending
under which "schools that distribute instructional materials or offer
counseling services portraying homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle or that
refer students to gay organizations for counseling could lose their federal
funds."  We are witnessing a dramatic shift to the right in the United States,
led by President Clinton just as much as Newt Gingrich.  Sensible adult
discussion of human sexuality is becoming taboo in Washington, and the results
will be devastating, not just for the prevention of AIDS and over-population,
but also for freedom of speech, privacy and other constitutional rights.  

An independent survey conducted by Rev. Chris Korda of the Church of
Euthanasia has concluded that the primary sexual activity of most Internet
users is MASTURBATION.  If you are an Internet user, the firing of Dr. Elders
affects YOU directly.  Dr. Elders was defending not only children's rights to
be openly taught about human sexuality, but also YOUR rights to openly discuss
human sexuality on the Internet.  Do not ignore this warning!  This is NOT
someone else's problem!  No matter who you are, no matter what your sexual
orientation, this is YOUR problem, because EVERYONE MASTURBATES!  DEFEND your
rights, before it is TOO LATE!  Send the enclosed letter to:

president@whitehouse.gov

Don't forget to add your name to the list of signatures,
and be sure to send a copy to Al at:

vice.president@whitehouse.gov

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Dear President Clinton, 

Masturbation is one of the most important experiences in life.  It's one of the
first pleasurable things you can do for yourself, and the feelings it arouses
are essential in determining your sexuality.  There is no need to teach the
physical act of masturbation, because it is a fundamental instinct that we all
possess, but we do need to teach its cultural context;  that masturbation is a
natural part of human sexuality, and that well adjusted people masturbate and
have good feelings about it.  Children don't have instincts about culture, and
it is much better for them to learn about masturbation in a controlled
environment than in the gutter, or not at all.  In the United States, the
surgeon general has the responsibility to talk about human sexuality in a
balanced, reasonable manner.  Dr. Joycelyn Elders was doing her job, and doing
it well, and she should be re-instated immediately.  

Rev. Chris Korda
Sister Catherine
Pastor Kim
Pastor Scott

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