Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:
SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF



Euthanasia group to honor deceased

The Church of Euthanasia will honor the deceased members of Heaven's Gate in a ceremony to be held on April 13, 3 pm on the Boston Common.

Rev. Chris Korda reported that "the heroic web designers will be made honorary members of the Church of Euthanasia" and that 39 earthworms will be released from containers into the grass. The male Heaven's Gate members will receive special honors for undergoing surgical castration in their efforts to avoid procreation.

Euthanists advocate restoring balance between humans and the remaining species on earth through voluntary population reduction and actively support the right to die, pro-abortion, animal rights and sexual pleasure movements, according to Korda, a local resident.

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