Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:
SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF



Lost cause

by RICHARD JOHNSON

SIMON & Schuster editor-in-chief Michael Korda's bizarre son Chris is an avid politico. The self-professed reverend of the Church of Euthanasia -- which advocates cannibalism, abortion, sodomy and euthanasia to stem the population explosion -- was photographed by Freedom Writer magazine lensman Barry Morgan Thomas campaigning at a Bob Dole rally the night before the New Hampshire primary. The sign Chris carried was emblazoned with the predictably strange plea, "Write in for president -- Unabomber."

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