Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:
SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF



$AINT @NDREW, KSC, POEE CHAPLAIN - MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY 23rd SubGenius/Discordian Church of Euthanasia, Orthodox
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"I still find myself rather charming..." - Tristan Tzara

A recent convert to the Church of Euthanasia, $aint @ndrew delivers online esermons on an irregular basis. He also tends to think of himself as the (p)leader of the Midwestern chapters of the Legion Of Dynamic Discord, the Church of the SubGenius, and The Church of Euthanasia. His domain, shared by fellow Discordian and SubGenius Pope, Dr. Phrederick Q. Armageddon, is regularly administrated from the Greater Chicagoland metropolis.

Both Pope Phred and $aint @ndrew have been producing a multi-media art review magazine featuring reviews of the latest in underground music (mostly industrial, gothic, experimental, ambient, and ethereal), art, literature, and the Zine world. Their quarterly journal, OGYR NETWORK, has been supplying the casual enthusiast with "alternatives to alternative" for well over four years.

OGYR NETWORK is available through mail order only for the paltry price of two (2) American dollars an issue. Each issue is full-sized, jam packed with reviews and interviews with various artists, musicians, and leaders of pseudo- or alternative religions.

Another fine outreach of the Church of Euthanasia is on the the local BBS front for the Chicago area. Miskatonic University is a 24 hour BBS that makes the sermons of the Church immediately available for download to anyone with a modem but without internet access. Miskatonic University features free-form conversations and discussions about anything and everything.


Contact Ogyr Network, or order the latest issue for $2.00 (US). Cash only. Write: OGYR NETWORK PO BOX 53 PLAINFIELD, IL. 60544, USA Or, for those with a 2400-14.4K modem, call Miskatonic University at (815)722-1081 Or, email $aint @ndrew for more information... <saint_andrew@anl.gov>. PRABOB. KILL ME. SLACK. FNORD? HAIL ERIS. ALL HAIL DISCORDIA. KILL YOURSELF.
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