Church of Euthanasia

The One Commandment:
"Thou shalt not procreate"

The Four Pillars:
suicide · abortion
cannibalism · sodomy

Human Population:
SAVE THE PLANET
KILL YOURSELF




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Being Update

As many of you know, Rev. Korda receives regular communications from the "Being". These messages arrive via psychic channelling, i.e. voices or "demons" in her head. The Being is a powerful alien intelligence who speaks for the inhabitants of the planet Earth in various parallel dimensions. One of the more recent messages instructed her to make a hit record. Rev. Korda has of course faithfully followed those instructions, and the result is the amazing 12" techno single Save The Planet, Kill Yourself recently released on Kevorkian Records. The lyrics are hereby transcribed word for word, as they were received from the Being:

Greetings.
We are not of this planet.
We do not understand
Your strange customs.
Your planet's ecosystem
Is failing.
Your leaders deny this.
Explain.

Your leaders deny this.
Your leaders deny this.
Your leaders deny this.
Your leaders deny this.

Why
Do your leaders lie to you?
Why
Do so many of you believe these lies?
Explain
Your strange customs.
Why
Believe these lies?

Save the planet.
Kill yourself.
Save the planet!
Kill yourself.


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